28 February 2007
Dear friends, Here is a funny story I thought You might enjoy. It is the true story of the infamous "Gang of Four"... Have Fun!This post is about another kind of terrorist. A terrorist so feared in a small Floridian town, that to whisper their name strikes fear into the people in this place. I am speaking of the Gang of Four. This gang of thugs migrated up from South America and have yet to be stopped. They strut the streets, they attack people and generally cause a sense of fear. El Bandita rule the streets here. I speak naturally, of the infamous gang of chickens. AKA: ElBanditas quattros...Despite numerous attempts to capture and bring this gang of rogue chickens to justice they remain at large. The gang consists of one rooster and three hens. These are not the kind of chickens that one would want to mess with. These are badass chickens. They are about the size of a small dog, and they have been known to attack innocent people and animals. Day and night, night and day the Banditas let everyone know their presence by constant clucking and crowing which goes on 24/7/365. People have attempted to drown the noise out using fans, radios, dryers and other means. Nothing works. One townsperson stated that chickens are not very smart;for they don't only crow in the morning. The fact? Roosters don't only crow in the morning. They crow whenever and wherever they wish. The decible factor is out of control. Despite numerous signs posted around the town asking "Please do not feed the chickens" the homeless continue to do so. The town hired a professional chicken catcher to deal with the banditas. He used his own pet chicken as a decoy, and tied him to a tree in order to lure the gang of four for capture. It isn't long before the Banditas discover this chicken and begin to rough him up. They close in on the helpless chicken, and he crumbles to the ground in the hopes that playing dead will make the gangsters leave him alone. The moment the chicken catcher gets too near, they scatter and are gone. He picks his limp and lifeless chicken in his hands. The decoy comes back to life, relieved that El Banditas are gone. They will be free to terrorize the citizens of Florida for another day. Upon being asked if chickens are smart, this chicken catcher states: "Have you ever tried to catch one?" To this day El Banditas still rule the streets. They have yet to be stopped. Could it be that the chickens are starting to take their revenge on humans for the slaughter of millions upon millions of innocent kin? Is this the beginning of a new terror?Is this the new Armageddon? Could chickens rise up from USA? Canada? Iran? The next time you sit down to your fried chicken, chicken McNuggets or even that tasty Western Omlette, remember the Banditas. They may strike your town next. BWAHAHA.....until next time, my pretties
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shopbabs
Feb 28 2007 at 06:46 PM
Hi Jennie!
Thanks for your comment - I'd love to meet you! Drop into the store for a tea sometime. We have a bunch of stuff on sale right now that might tickle your fancy, but it's also just as fun to just try some things on. We even have a little sitting area for the patient sweetie.
Hope to see you soon!
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